Photo was in poor taste

Editor,

Thank you for putting my picture in last week's paper. As a dog, I am embarrassed you photographed me at a personal moment. Please accept this purple baggie I am sending you as your just award for interesting parade subjects.

Yes, the purple baggie is full of _______.

Sambo

(Editor's note: Sambo's owner gave us permission to use the photo. We can see how it might be in poor taste, but it was a hilarious moment for everyone who saw it. He could have won!)