That's me, in the background, heavily armed and hiding out around the time the school districts release the honor rolls. They always leave one or two kids names out accidentally, and you never know how the parents are going to take it. OK, actually that's my dad and I pheasant hunting last month. We had a great time. If you don't like my sense of humor, you can blame my dad -- I got it from him. And he never had to worry about his son's name being left off the honor roll.

November 1, 2007